The Landlocked TurboshaftQuit wondering where the heck the fish are and slip on The Turboshaft, featuring polarized HDPV high contrast lenses that look beneath the surface of the water, and then some. Complete with No Slip Grip to keep your sunglasses put whether you're hauling ass or just hauling groceries. Trust me, youre gonna want to see in these.

Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields

and a timeless fit

and Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

Comes complete with an adjustable buckle back strap

100% better than every tee you already own

The Groomer bucket hat features state of the art velcro adjustability and a tie down attachment to stay on your head at full turbo velocity

Tear-off system and bonus lenses sold separately

so you’re ready for any condition

Engineered with HDPV lenses for piercing clarity

and protection

and whatever else your local rec center offers

The Synthesizer