My tits are too nice for my life to be like this"Wear your existential crisis with pride in this 'My tits are too nice for my life to be like this' sarcasm loaded tee. Made from buttery soft 100% cotton, its for anyone whos winning at self expression but losing at adulting. Pair it with jeans and a margarita for maximum I tried energy."**

XS S M L XL 2XL Body Length 26 27 28 29 30 31 Body Width 16

Featuring a tasteful parody of classic religious artwork

whether at work

and anyone who believes carbs solve everything

or passive-aggressively judging supermarket ‘croissants’

Bring the laughs to your next gathering with our Sausage Party collection

Go truly bananas with this hilarious fruit-themed tee

this tee is great for casual wear or as a fun gift for any true Chi-town foodie

tropical vacations

From awkward encounters to viral moments

or trolling grammar sticklers

Featuring premium cotton