Old McDonalds (Needlepoint Belt)No Flamingos found in Old McDonalds Farm? Coincidence nope, government conspiracy

Fabric: Polyester spandex blend

"With a blue as deep and as pure as the mighty Pacific after a typhoon" - is how the famous Plandelicous Travellethorn described this long sleeve Tee

Fit: Fits like the best windbreaker you’ve ever worn

Fight off the cold this winter with this here weather shield

but thankfully a team of intrepid archaeologists set out on the adventure of a lifetime to retrieve

It’s a dress

Welcome to the United States of Sleeping

I would like to extend to you

IT’S A SHIRT DRESS

No Flamingos found in Old McDonalds Farm

the future

these every day shorts are just that