The ShockerTwo in the pink, one in the stink. Shakespeare sure was on to something when he wrote that little ditty. Wearing these socks will let your special someone know that this make up tussle will include a little something extra. Followed by a good hand washing. Followed by shame.

¼ cup of shame

Put these damn socks on already and get ready for billable nookie in the tiniest bathrooms known to mankind

More like “I want to pee on you” kinda special

show her your Cleveland Steamer socks

Followed by shame

It’s magnificent

make her do all the work and

let’s just say you’ll never forget it

And you haven’t been to Vegas

Just a heads up

Bonus points for saying “your inbox is full

If you’re going to dip your pen in the company ink