The Toucan Do Its 5.5"Toucan Sam can't officially endorse these swim trunks, but off the record, he hasn't taken 'em off since he tried them on. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. Materials: Made out of 100% Polyester. This is a white trunk with a colorful toucan print. Details: Elastic waistband for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner Back pocket for your sand dollars Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Chipotle loyalty

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In a word: perfection

One front pocket on Wind breaker side

This shirt is made of a 2 way stretch fabric that is a 60% cotton/35% nylon/5% spandex blend

The nicest shorts on this side of the Mississippi River

Whether you're going for an aggressive power walk

they're the new peanut butter and jelly

This black flag is 3'x5' of pure pants kryptonite

they deserve the gold medal

After the nation discovered Area 51

If you haven't already

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