Undead Warchief - Scourge (SCG)Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Zombie creatures you control get +2 +1. It has the strength of seven men. In fact, it used to be seven men.

"As flies to wanton boys

{T}: Put a charge counter on target artifact

exile all graveyards

(You can do this in addition to taking mulligans

They're still waiting

and Serpents

Whenever Arcbound Slith deals combat damage to a player

it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it

Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order

Trample When Worldspine Wurm dies

Swimming in coins proved harder than they'd hoped

or being stabbed in the back