Bess, Soul Nourisher - [Foil] New Capenna Commander (NCC)Whenever one or more other creatures with base power and toughness 1 1 enter the battlefield under your control, put a +1 +1 counter on Bess, Soul Nourisher. Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1 1 gets +X +X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1 +1 counters on Bess.

This is the Ojutai Spindown Life Counter from the Dragons of Tarkir set

create an 8/8 red Lizard creature token

Nontoken creatures you control are Forest lands in addition to their other types

Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature

Fiery Justice deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets

"If it has ears

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield

Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn

" —Ixidor

That's all good

Unlike most Munchkin games

But the game is not about money