Dog Doo OrnamentHere is a funny gift for the dog lover.? They will be reminded of you every time they hang this masterpiece on the tree! Our dog doo comes in unique shapes. No two are alike. Tinsel streams from the poo is various spots. The poo is lightly frosted with glitter. These special turds are medium sized. Hand made in our state of the art Ass Factory right here in the USA.

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**Liquid Ass NOT included** Syringe and tubing made in USA and assembled by the Assmen in North Carolina

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Spray the poo with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing

: Material: clear glass

We recommend the mister bottle if you are at a friend's or beloved relative's house

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We recommend the mister bottle if you are not concerned about being discreet or if you are at a friend's house