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The oldest joke in the toddler playbook and it still lands every single time

Bottle in one hand

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and rubber-hose style arms is walking with attitude

" in bold uppercase block letters at the top

with "'s" after the bear and "Toenails" in large brush lettering below

and white on a navy background

One parent wants the sensible six-footer

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A place where your kid can be loud in the kids section and no one calls the manager

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