Men's Moose Head SocksThe fabled Christmas moose visits only rarely, and only for the best behaved children. so, if you see him, just remember, leave him alone. Expect broken furniture and moose dung, but also festive treats! But definitely dung. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 6 12. 5 47% Cotton, 29% Nylon, 22% Polyester, 2% Spandex

you usually don't even have to peel back the plastic bit

you can rep your favorite chip while you’re at it

67% Cotton

Just gimme a jar of olives and a spritz of vodka

this bad boy can fit so many peonies and other assorted wildflowers in it

I used to be a scissors guy

Don't mind me

maybe not your feet

15% Spandex

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who come to appreciate their beauty and cultural significance

you’ve got motherfuckin’ girl power baby