Itty Bitty UFOs - Bag of 4Itty Bitty UFOs can only abduct insects and tiny fish. The truth is not only out there, but also much smaller than we imagined. This set of four different UFOs, 1 1 4" tall, is made of soft vinyl. Each UFO has its own unique pattern and a mysterious beam emanating from its base, serving as a stand. The purpose of that beam is unknown. It could be to keep the UFO aloft, a tractor beam to abduct subjects for experimentation, or some sort of hypnotic

these 3-3/4" soft vinyl and plastic titans of trash are really careening down the final stretch into your heart

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They come in four different styles: Cowfish

They vary between 1-1/4" and 2-1/4" tall

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You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your own fairy circle

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You get nine total

Can be used in a sarcastic or heartfelt way

Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it

This set of tiny tools with a toolbox just big enough to hold them provides enough soft vinyl tools to tackle all your small-scale problems