Taylor Swift Water BottleWe can only wish we were this cool. But we're not. So here's a Water Bottle of someone who really is.

We love him

HE WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A POTATO SACK

making him even more the person we all hoped he was

who had reservations about joining the cast of Queer Eye

90 hours continual burn time

anyone worth their salt knows that the real protagonist in Devil Wears Prada isn't Miranda Priestly

Baywatch legend

It means I can only play the homeless and possibly Jesus" So here he is

you're not yet acquainted with Schitt's Creek

our obsession lies here (and if you're in any doubt why

with guilt-free sinner-fulfilling pleasure

he's gorrrrrrrrgeous