Born To Be Mild Adult Unisex TeeRebellion looks different at 38. The leather jacket is a cardigan now. The motorcycle is a minivan. And the hot sauce packet has chosen its side. The Details: White distressed arched text reads "Born To Be" above a retro cartoon illustration of a walking mild sauce packet character with a smiling face, sunglasses, and sneakers, throwing double hang loose hand signs. The word "Mild" appears on the sauce packet in white text. Vintage mascot style with a

white drippy text reads "Just Add Sugar" in a melting horror font

Santa's real motivation has always been a little suspect

The gloved hand emerges from a red Santa-style cuff

Same energy as your toddler at bath time

White distressed retro arched text reads "Cute As" above a large tan/brown cartoon poo emoji character with big shiny eyes

And the night is young

"NEXT TIME" appears in smaller stencil-style capitals to the left of the cat

Falling is frequent

The text uses a chunky retro rounded font with no additional graphics

Red text at the bottom reads "League" with "MVP" flanked by red stars

Perimeter secured

red retro block text reads "Toddlin' Aint Easy" in a bold hand-lettered style with a blue center dot