King Gary CandleHe is the anti hero we all want to be. To say nothing of his utterly fabulous and not camp at all wife. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container 90 hours continual burn time! Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

We were so conflicted when we couldn't choose between a fantasy date with Thor or his brother until a wise man suggested Porque no los dos

And while we're on SJ

She's smart and funny and we kind of want to be in her gang

we'd be lying if we said we hadn't wanted to be Bella Swan and squealed with girlish delight every time he deadpanned something pallid and vampiric at her in Twilight

we'd be lying if we said we weren't utterly chuffed with this design

his brilliant Golden Globes hosting or his utterly annihilating ripose to a small kid accusing him of being a pedo

it's these two (and also

BRING HIM BACK FOR ANOTHER SERIES

As this design shows

And quite rightly so

And so she does

if ever there were a unifying force for all mothers