PG-Rated Official "Certified Assaholic" Gold Seal CertificateThe Perfect Unique Funny Gift If being or calling one a "Certified Asshole" is too strong, try the slightly more subtle "Certified Assaholic." You can now belong, or gift it to someone who should belong. This is the same incredibly high quality EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, personalized for your Certified "Assaholic" and mailed to you, to present. It is all just cool AF. Everyone will say "I've never seen one of these before,

for 25 bucks you can spread joy and multible laughter moments with this unparalleled

For you or as a gift

high-quality creations made of Gold Foil Metallic Bordered Paper

you can tell people this is the "Limited-Edition Founders Series

Exclusive Limited Edition - While They Last: Personalized EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE from the Minister of Assholery at Assaholics Anonymous

The pictures are illustrations of what we are thinking

The Perfect Unique Funny Gift 🎁

Same pristine meticulously made personalized certificate as the original Certified Asshole Certificate

announcing it's "high regality" before they even open it

or even a job interview (😁)

personalized OFFICIAL one-of-a-kind wood wall plaque

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