Surly Badgersaur [Commander 2020]Set: Commander 2020 Type: Creature Badger Dinosaur Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{R} Whenever you discard a creature card, put a +1 +1 counter on Surly Badgersaur. Whenever you discard a land card, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, Surly Badgersaur fights up to one target creature you don't control.

When Chaos Orb lands

To say that Orcs in general are vicious

Set: Arena League 1999 Type: Basic Land — Forest Rarity: Rare ({T}: Add {G}

Set: Prophecy Type: Creature — Avatar Rarity: Rare Cost: {6}{B}{B} If there are ten or more creature cards total in all graveyards

Tomcani's version

You might as well try to divert a river with your hands

Set: HasCon 2017 Type: Token Creature — Dragon Rarity: Mythic Flying

Set: Urza's Saga Type: Legendary Land Rarity: Rare {T}: Add {C}

That player or that planeswalker's controller discards seven cards

Set: Modern Horizons Type: Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{B}{B} Protection from Humans

Set: Mythic Edition Type: Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{W}{W} As long as it's your turn

−2: Create a 2/2 blue Wizard creature token