Slank Army Cuffed BeanieCuffed. Tight knit. Doesn't slide up your head on the second rep of farmer carries. Slank Army stitched on the cuff. Wear it to the gym. Wear it to a meeting. Nobody's stopping you. One size, stretches. Machine wash cold.

Don't be a hero with the washing machine

(First is whichever Slank one you already own

neckline that doesn't get sloppy in the wash

Nobody's stopping you

hood with the cord

The tank you actually want to be seen in

embroidered Huge & Cute logo on the cuff

It's the one you throw on over a hoodie when it's 38 degrees and you've still gotta look like somebody

real pom (not the sad floppy kind)

heavy enough not to feel like tissue paper after one wash

Sizing: XS–XL

Cut so your shoulders look like they earned it